Undercover Lesbian

Why can’t i like your tumblr posts?! There are so many i want to like! Especially the one about people watching in Sainsburys. Me and Zz laughed at that for a while! xxx

I can’t bloody like anything either?! I’m terrible at this tumblr nonsense. How does it bleeding work. Technological warfare!

BUBBLE GUM GIRL, REALITY BOY AND ALL THAT LAY BETWEEN. Part1.
$neak Technique.

Bubble gum girl wake from your sleep.
The big bad World is not so sweet.
Boy band romance left for dead.
A faded smile above your bed.

Time moved on and so must you.
Something old, battered and blue.
With your mums good looks and ya dads despair…
Pierced naval, nose and vacant stare.

Unstable, disable attention craver.
Bubble gum girl has lost her flavour.
When the world around you lost its head
you turned your back. You stayed in bed.

We dysfunction. We all fall down.
Toxic grin in toxic town.
Digital baby. Love dot COM.
She gets me off when I’m logged on.

I’m tuned into her frequency.
We are one. We are free.
Free to surf or stay in bed.
Trapped within our world wide web.

T.V’s preach to the non-achiever.
A static prayer to the dis-believer.
And when we smile its by remote.
She’s so high she gets my vote.

Love starved zombies raped through choice.
Friends on-line that have no voice.
Take no chances. Techno fear.
God dot com. Gods not here.

Another revolution, another day.
Boys and girls stay in to play.
The world on-line for all to see.
We are our own worst enemy…..

Sneak Technique.

Undercover lesbian, people watching in Sainsburys. Lesbians are an unusual and conflicting bunch. We are extremely interested but can be rediculously unsupportive. There is an unwritten lesbian code of honour that falls into practise when being spotted or having spotted a fellow lesbian. The rules are simple. 1) Scrutinise for confirmation that gaydar is infact correct. 2) Wait just long enough for said lesbian to notice you are staring at more than just organic peas 3) Look away in scampering, rabbit like, fashion 4) Offer no more face time to lesbian even though you will meet on average every 5 minutes as you buy similiar products 5) If with partner criticise every aspect of spotted lesbian. This can range from hair abuse, rants about impractical foot wear and dissection of terrible oufit.

THE day is cold, and dark, and dreary;
It rains,and the wind is never weary;
The vine still clings to the mouldering wall,
But at every gust the dead leaves fall,
  And the day is dark and dreary.

My life is cold, and dark, and dreary;
It rains,and the wind is never weary;
My thoughts still cling to the mouldering past,
But the hopes of youth fall thick in the blast,
  And the days are dark and dreary.

Be still, sad heart, and cease repining;
Behind the clouds is the sun still shining;
Thy fate is the common fate of all,
Into each life some rain must fall,
  Some days must be dark and dreary.

~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow